The Cast
Captain Obvious is humanity’s inner urges behaving on impulse and unmindful action. In spite of his paradoxical leadership our hero always finishes the mission at hand.
Commander Ditzey Javelin the Ex-singer/Actress wishes to shed her teeny bopper pop-princess image by joining GOOF Armed Forces. As Second in Command, this southern bell is not only sexy and endearing but a force to be reckoned with. Her fame may interfere with operations but her value to missions can not be measured.
Dr. Darwin Troglodyte is the USS Hoopty’s Chief Medical/Science Officer. An adorable genius monkey created by a genetic experiment gone wrong. During his realization of his superior intellect becomes a Speiciest, showing his prejudices against humans with a snobbish demeanor.
E.P.50 is the result of 50 attempts at an experiment to create a robot mechanic. The easy going robot communicates by clicks, beeps and whistles which his best bud Captain Obvious mistakes for actual words.
Master Sergeant Caca Rochelle, the former Roach Princess who’s royal title is not completely washed away. Now forceful chief security officer is the first to pick up a gun and drop a body. Her obsession with state of the art weapon and bombs come with an explosive attitude.
Ensigns Expendable are the poor pathetic soldiers always the first to die in battle, die exploring, die during construction, or just plain DIE.
General Parker the strict Headmaster of GOOF Academy and Captain Obvious’ Commanding Officer. Familiar with Obvious’ past misadventures she hopes to expose him for the idiot she thinks he is. Constantly doubting Obvious’ abilities she is always mocking of Obvious’ unorthodox approach and eternally in shock of his victorious results.
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